I've Got God, No One Can Bother Me

spookyscaryscary:

a collection of some of my favorites

pemsylvania:

Welcome to hell! To the left you’ll see math and to the right you’ll also see math. Wow seems like there’s a lot of math down here.

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

greatfatsby:

"free shipping"

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"with orders of $50 or more!"

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waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

  • my voice shakes
  • i go all red 
  • i’m ugly
  • people will be looking at me
  • i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE
chocolate-covered-chaos:

Ikea Monkey Oil on Canvas

chocolate-covered-chaos:

Ikea Monkey
Oil on Canvas